Answered Prayer
Me: Dear God, why does my tummy hurt?
God: Wine.
Me: But I should be able to drink a little wine and not get sick. You did, right?
God: I wasn't finished. Wine, vodka, beer, ice cream. That is why your stomach hurts. I added a little extra pain 'cause you did it on a Thursday.
Me: Jerk.
God: (Raises eyebrow)
Me: Just kidding.
God: Wine.
Me: But I should be able to drink a little wine and not get sick. You did, right?
God: I wasn't finished. Wine, vodka, beer, ice cream. That is why your stomach hurts. I added a little extra pain 'cause you did it on a Thursday.
Me: Jerk.
God: (Raises eyebrow)
Me: Just kidding.
posted by Melanie Kameko at
12:09 PM
1 Comments:
honestly, it's better than doing it on Friday during Shabbat.
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