Ummm...Hot?

I feel strange right now. And I blame Lady Gaga. I mean, I know it's not cool to think that getting gang raped by a bunch of gay dudes with bowl cuts is hot, but...I mean, Gaga did it. And now it's hot. Whatever she does, it becomes the cool new thing.

I really hope her next video is about finding a really great Jewish boy who is handsome, but not intimidatingly so, educated, smart and funny and then dating him for two years, getting engaged, and then having two or three really attractive babies and settling down just outside Manhattan. Then people could stop thinking I'm so type-A and I would instead be edgy and sophisticated.