Being Happy Gives Me Writer's Block

Quick! Someone break up with me!

Wait. Just kidding.

Or am I?

What would I rather: writing or happiness?

Happiness, I suppose.

Fine. I'll just have to adjust. Don't break up with me.

What do you mean, I don't have a boyfriend?

Who the hell are you anyway? You're just a voice that lives in my fingers and comes out when I type. Oh! I'm writing!

Yay!