Order's Up

Sleepy Melanie: I'll have a cup of coffee, cream and a touch of brown sugar, and two egg whites scrambled with spinach, served over some Brooklyn-style potatoes.

Chef Melanie: Coming right up!

Health Conscious Melanie: Maybe use only a touch of oil?

Chef Melanie: No problem!

Sleepy Melanie: You guys look pretty.

All: Thank you!

Love Letter

Dear Granola,

Please forgive me for being distant these past few months. I forgot how good you are to me. I like it when you crunch in my mouth. And when you partner with a few raisins for a little surprise, surprise - hold me back. You drive me wild.

Damn, granola. You so fine.

I'll be seeing you again. Soon. Real soon.

Melanie